Calendar is mixed up

We had March in January. Now we're having January in February. So what do we get in March?

Do we get February? Or do we head straight into April? Maybe May in March, and March in May?

It ought to be an interesting spring.

May has been my favorite month for years, and that was before my first child was born on Mother's Day 1992. I was always told that newborns were ugly little things, but when I saw my daughter for the first time, I thought she was incredibly beautiful. And I still do.