Brangelina not marrying yet

From The Associated Press: Brad Pitt says he won't be marrying Angelina Jolie until the restrictions on who can marry whom are dropped. The 42-year-old actor reveals his plans for marriage in Esquire magazine's October issue.

Thanks for sharing your opinion, Brad. You've really given me something to think about.

Now, what about Paris Hilton's supposed DUI arrest? Or Britney Spears' baby registry?

Is it any wonder I was president (I think; I never really checked it out) of the Ohio University Apathy Club?