Icelandic horror!

China's totalitarian rulers have listed Bjork as a national security threat and are banning her from the county.

Yes, Iceland's pop star has the ability to do what centuries of warfare, natural disaster and everything in between couldn't: Bring about the end of the Chinese nation.

Can you blame them? Just look at how chilling she is!

This, of course, is due to the fact that Bjork has been openly critical of China's murderous occupation of Tibet

Earlier this year, Bjork shouted "Tibet! Tibet!" at a Shanghai concert having performed her song "Declare Independence," which she has used in the past to promote independence movements in other places such as Kosovo.

Bjork's position is unlike, say, our last few presidents (and especially the current one) who can't wait to honor such brutality with the reward of trade and U.S. dollars.

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