The Pac-Man Movie

Enjoy.

Funny? Sort of. Frightening? Also sort of, but it does make me hesitant to ever play Pac Man again.

Pacman Gets a Break!

Meet Pacman Jones. He's had it hard. He played football for WVU and now he's a Dallas Cowboy. He was once suspected in a shooting, he's been accused of assault, vandalism, and spitting on a woman. Trouble just seems to follow this guy around. Plus, his name is Pacman. Sound familiar?

Well, it looks like Pacman Jones' rocky past has led him to the most logical conclusion: lose the nickname. It invokes bad memories and the like. It's time to lose it. Terrence Trent D'Arby did it. Why can't Pacman.

Anyway, guess what this means for the real Pacman? He finally gets a break after getting his good name sullied! Yeah!