'GTA: Chinatown Wars' headed to the PSP

(OK, for this post, you'll have to imagine that I have a monster truck show announcer's voice. Play along, OK? Thanks.)

Because one handheld system couldn't handle the intensity, the violence or its EXTREEEEEEEME nature, Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars is coming to the PSP! And get ready folks, 'cause it's gonna be a bloodbath!

That's right, get ready for more missions, improved graphics, and a game that Rockstar says will "take full advantage of the PSP." Looks like a biiiiig crunch to the DS.

And remember, kids get in free at Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars!* So hurry up and reserve your PSP copy today! You don't want to miss out!

*That isn't true.