Wash yourself with a Space Invader, PlayStation controller
Etsy is a wonderful place. It's the only place online that you can get a customized and hand-made James Brown mugshot cigarette holder. There are also dozens of things for nerds. Enter Digital Soaps.
Yes, Digital Soaps sells soap in the shape of video games and electronics. But come on, look at that. That's a work of art. Dare you sully it by washing yourself? The nerve of you to turn half of an SNES controller into a colorless nub.

