My Xbox the Fortress

Do you want your Xbox 360 to stop overheating as quickly and look like a bomb shelter? Look no further than the Lian-Li PC-XB01!

So what are the perks (aside from putting you back an extra $150 or so)?

- The built in fan prevents overheating!
- It's so sleek!
- It'll ruin your warranty!
- It's quieter!
- In order to use it, you have to completely take apart and rewire your Xbox!
- It's so sleek!

I mentioned sleek twice? Well, look at it. How can you not? Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to use one-tenth of the price of this machine to buy a giant fan and sit it behind my Xbox.