More Astley Challenge Requests

So I figured I'd get a few of these over and done with. So here we go.

For Caitlin
A review of "Tetris" for the Game Boy


There really isn't much that you can say about "Tetris." The game is the greatest time waster in history. I mean, if you like puzzle games, meet grandpa.

"Tetris" is backed by a history of hand-changing, different versions, but it doesn't get much better than the original. And in pocket form? Oh, that's just tops.

If you're looking for a sure bet as far as Game Boy games go, pick up "Tetris." It's easily one of the most fun, mind-numbing things in the history of gaming.

For dad
A review of the classic, "Dig Dug"



"Dig Dug" is, simply, the most fun bizarre game (pre-dating "Parappa the Rapper" and the Katamari games, of course). The point of the game? You dig around below the ground, using your weird pump device to explode your enemies.

If you ever considered buying or downloading this game, get to it. "Dig Dug" is just too good for a coherent review or description.

For Tyler
A review of "Custer's Revenge" for the Atari 2600

If there's an example of where video games went wrong (see also the "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas" glitch problem), I would start here.

After Atari lost their creative flow and became a corporation, they were ready to do ANYTHING to stay afloat. Thus, they started marketing games aimed toward adults. And, much to my disgust, they created "Custer's Revenge," the most misogynistic, racist, horrible thing I've ever seen in 8-bit form.

To give you an idea, General Custer has come back from the grave to get his revenge on the Native Americans by disgracing their women. Disgusting.

This game is offensive on a layer of levels. It degrades women, Native Americans, and to boot, anyone with an ounce of self-respect. It's probably why the game was banned in most states and was ultimately pulled off shelves.

It's sad to see that people can actually live with themselves after making something like "Custer's Revenge."

And here's a big "shame on you" to Tyler for suggesting it. This will go in the sewer along with "BMX XXX."