You Could Win "Sid Meier's Pirates!"

At least one of you will soon be unable to say that I never gave you anything. I'm having a contest, and here's the basic idea. I need to fill my collection of pirate jokes, because I'm running low.

(P.S. Did you you about that new pirate movie? It's rated "ARRRRR!")

All you have to do is email me your favorite pirate joke to jmcelroy@herald-dispatch.com, along with your name, address and phone number. Use the subject line "Pirate Joke."

One of you, randomly chosen is going to win a fabulous prize: A brand new copy of "Sid Meier's Pirates" for the Playstation Portable. Publishers 2k Games says, "Sid Meier debuts on the PSP® System with his award-winning adventure/strategy game, Sid Meier’s Pirates! Take on the role of a Pirate Captain to amass fortune and fame and seize your rightful place as one of the most revered and feared pirates in history."

Critics give it 87 percent on average, so you should be pleased. Plus, I've played it, what more endorsement do you need? You'll love it. But, you only have until Tuesday, so act fast.

Read complete rules here.