So Much To Do

In this week’s Entertainment Tri-State, Mr Lavender is serving up a whole lotta good stuff to do this weekend, from local cuisine queen Katie Lee Joel’s appearance at Border’s Bookstore, to a Kenny Chesney/LeAnn Rimes concert in Charleston. Don’t forget about the Saturday morning Marshall graduation followed by a WWE smackdown at the Big Sandy Superstore Arena featuring the Undertaker (among others.)

With so much going on, I’ll compose one of my favored “free-for-all” fight scenes with three of the featured participants.

First of all, I’ll get the Undertaker, (cause, you know — that’s what he does); and I’ll pit him against Katie Lee Joel wielding a soup ladle. Then I’ll drop Kenny Chesney into the mix. I may place a Camden Park rollercoaster as a backdrop, cause there will be a special Mother’s Day discount at the gate.

While I'm gathering my research and visual reference, you might want to limber up before the weekend.